Neo-Sonic/Outdone

Sonic: Previously, on Neo-Sonic...

{snippets of previous episodes}

Sonic: And now, Neo-Sonic...

Knuckles: (guards the Master Emerald and gets a vision of Eggman, Sonic, Tails, Angel Island falling, and the ME being stolen, then runs to a hut) Master! I had a divination!

Priest: Hmm. (smokes a plant that looks like marijuana and chants something as if he's high) The blue and orange ones are trying to steal the emerald, but I do not know what to make of the stout one.

Sonic: (running through the woods, hears a noise) Hello?

Knuckles: (makes another noise) GO AWAY!

Sonic: (turns his head and looks at Knux, who runs through the trees)(clicks his tongue and finds Knuckles through echolocation)

Knuckles: (punches Sonic)

(a fight goes on, blood is shed and eventually Sonic is KO'ed by Knuckles, who takes the Chaos Emeralds Sonic has collected) {later}

Sonic: (thinking) Damn! My head hurts! Last thing I remember was a red echidna trying to kill me. Who is he? Why does my cloak feel lighter...oh crap! (looks in his cloak to see certain pockets of his empty, but luckily not his cell phone pocket)(calls Tails) T, some uber-buff echidna tried attacking me and the Chaos Emeralds are gone.

Tails: Why are you calling me about it?

Sonic: I need you to get something for me. There's a chamber under my house. One of the walls has a plethora a weapons. I need you to get the machine gun made of mobium.

Tails: That substance has been illegal for years unless for militant purposes.

Sonic: Never mind. Just bring that and the Tornado.

Tails: Fine. (hangs up) I'm tired of playing second banana!

Cream: Then why don't you stop helping him?

Tails: You're goddamn right!

{later}

Tails: I got the mach--

Sonic: SHHHH!! (whispering) He's around here somewhere. I can hear his heartbeat.

Knuckles: Stay away from my Emerald!!!

Sonic: Gun! Now!

Tails: (hands Sonic the gun)

Sonic: (clicks it, but nothing happens) Tails, where the f*** are the bullets?!

Tails: You should've requested them.

Knuckles: (punches both of them, knocking Tails out) What do you want with the Master Emerald?!

Sonic: I don't want a stupid Master Emerald! Who told you I did?

Tails: (wakes up and flies away)

Eggman: Gib mir meine crobar, Snively. (Give me that crobar, Snively.)

Snively: I'm not sure we should be doing this.)

Eggman: (pulls up a gun to Snively's head) Cooperate with me. (pulls the Master Emerald out.)

(the island starts falling)

Knuckles: Where is your orange friend?

Sonic: He's right...(stares at the empty spot where Tails just was)

Knuckles: He has stolen the Master Emerald!

Sonic: Oh...(runs to the edge and finds the Tornado missing) Dammit! (gets attacked by Knuckles)(the island finally stops falling)

{to be continued...}