Origins

Sonic: (thinking) My parents...are dead. My uncle...hates me. My friend...never speaks to me. The only joy I can take in this life is knowing...that it's all about to END!! (pulls a gun out of his holocaust cloak and brigns it out to the side of his head, but before he pulls the trigger, he hears a bomber jet.) (speaking) What the fu...? (chases it, glides using his cloak to get to the engine and burns it with his bare hands, it falls down, the obese pilot makes it out in time, and starts shooting Sonic, but fails)

????????: (face is hidden in the shadows) Come out you coward! (Resumes shooting, but runs out of bullets. Sonic sneaks up behind him and burns the sides of his face, making him scream.)

Tails: (is working on a weapon, hears the scream and gives a puzzled look)

Knuckles: (Is guarding the ME, hears the scream and also gives a puzzled look)

Robotnik: (falls down, sees Sonic's face and vice versa, both with gaping mouths and eyes about the size of dinner saucers)

Sonic: Why did you kill my parents, you bald b@$t@rd?!

Robotnik: You shall never know.

Sonic: (has a Shawn Spencer moment seeing Robotnik's sunglasses and the very bright sun; starts punching Robotnik in the light)

Robotnik: (weakly) Do you know who I am?

Sonic: Chancellor Boor Kit Vino.

Robotnik: Yes, but as a terrorist, I have another name.

Sonic: I! DON'T! CARE!! (punches Robotnik till he KOs him, then burns his supplies)

Robotnik: (wakes up) Oh...f***! (uses emergency power to get his jet off the ground) John, tell your "friend" to batten down the hatches.

Sonic: My frie...? (pulls out a cellphone) Tails.

Tails: God, Sonic. What is it now?

Sonic: I think you're a terrorist target.

Tails: What?!

{To be continued}