Mutuality

Eggman: Priest.

Priest: Yes?

Eggman: I stole the Master Emerald. If you can manage to not tell anyone, I will give magic white rocks.

(elsewhere) Knuckles: He practically confessed to stealing the Master Emerald. I can see it in his eyes.

Gen. Tower: Just like you saw the dishonety in Hedgehog's or Prower's eyes.

Sonic: Don't bring Tails up. He randomly ditched me. I wouldn't doubt he's working for Eggman.

Gen. Tower: That's a subject for later. What was your name again?

Knuckles: Na-Kel.

Sonic: More like Knuckles. I like your two claw...thingies.

Knuckles: They are not claws. They are implants given to me by the...priest...(0_0) I left him on the island!! John! (sees Sonic has dissapeared)

(still elsewhere)

Cream: Tails! Thank god I found you! Sonic's concerned about you.

Tails: Fuck him.

Cream: Your parents are concerned!

Tails: Finally they took an intrest in me. But, they should have concerned themselves with me earlier.

Cream: I'm concerned...

Tails: Don't worry, love! I'm perfectly fine! (kisses her cheek, then sees a sihlouette of Sonic only exposing his eyes a la Batman:The Animated Series) What the hell are you doing here?

Sonic: Are you working with Eggman?

Tails: You mean that emo with the mustache? Do I look like I would work with him?

Sonic: How should I know? And don't you think I would request bullets to go with my gun?

Tails: Sonic, I'm not your bitch.

Sonic: Well you are a son of one.

Tails: Don't talk about my mom that way! (charges at Sonic, getting into a fight with him)

Amy: STOP!!!

Sonic and Tails: (look at Amy in all her curved glory)

Amy: You are both acting like children!

Sonic and Tails: (point at each other) He started it.

Amy: That's what my second-cousin does. He's 4. Don't you have anything better to do?

Sonic: Knuckles mentioned the priest...(cellphone rings) Hello?

Gen. Tower: We've found evidence that Robotnik is blackmailing the priest.

Sonic: How many rings.

Gen. Tower: He's not paying him with ring. He's paying him with drugs. Methamphetamines to be exact.

Sonic: 0_0

Amy: What is it?

Sonic: The priest of the Shrine of the Master Emerald has been taking...meth.

Tails: And you mentioned a guy named Knuckles.

Sonic: That's my nickname for Na-Kel, that echidna we ran into.

Tails: You give nicknames to everybody?

Amy: So that's why you call me Ames.

Sonic: Not the point. We need to get to Angel Island, fast!

Tails: You're on your own. (Takes Cream into his arms and flies away)

(later)

Sonic: (breaks down door) Priest, do not bite off the scabs!

Priest: What scabs?

Sonic: I heard about the meth.

Priest: What? Those magic white rocks?

Sonic: (thinking) He must not have used them correctly.

Knuckles: He said he sold the Master Emerald to a female bat.

Sonic: I've heard of some woman named Talia Rouge. Some Mobians say she's into jewels and her wings are sexy.

Knuckles: Let's look into her.

Sonic: (dials phone) Yeah, Tower. I need you check on Talia Rouge.

(later)

Rouge: What emerald?

Gen. Tower: Don't lie to me. You've bought a stolen item. Who sold it to you are where?

Rouge: I think you're going senile...

Gen. Tower: Then I suppose the green glow in your closet is absolutely nothing.

Rouge: Uh...fine! I bought it from a little black man. Cutest blue eyes, but he doesn't have much hair. Says his name is Kirb Yinslot Vino.

Gen. Tower: Vino...